Instructions - (Using Reported Speech) (about 10min-15min)

Make the other political parties look bad by using their own words against them...

Each group should give me some sentences on the group "above them" in the list below, 3-5 sentences is fine, preferably on a piece of paper that I can check later... (paranthesis indicates sentences that where I captured the meaning but not the exact words)

Garden of Eden - 

we are hereto kill evolution
people work to much, if people go back to the garden of eden
genetically modified... so that we can be reborn
other groups want to brain wash you... money means no equality, if there is no money there is no inequality
in our world there is no gender, everyone will be one marriage so all people will be gay and not gay at the same time (all marriage will be gay)
we dont need a reproductive system to reproduce
everyone will vote for us... because we are definitely the best

NTP - New Totalitarian Party
to clean up all the trash
we need to have a strong army, supprted by high taxes (at 69 percent)
We need to have everything, so we will conficate your party (unless we like you, in which case we will borrow it for an indefinite time)
we believe in a strong nation
we have dinner on time
they have to learn about chemical formulas
women belong in the kitchen and men belong in the army, if they dont want to they only have to spend one hour(?)
if anyone wants to own anything they will have to borrow it from us/the state
there will be lots of fresh fruit, but only for the party members
the elections will still be held but it will only be allowed to vote for us
women will still have the right to vote, but they only be able to vote for us...
the courts will be (replaced by) us(?)
if you want to 
they are only allowed if the court allows it (so probably you will have to decide in the future)
a democratically elected court will decide everything...

Carbanala -
Bolognese party
we believe in one god, flying spaghetti monster
pirates are our heroes, they fight against global warming
if more people choose to dress like them it will also help reduce global warming
chill Sundays, we chill on fridays as well - there will ne no school on Friday
you can be whatever pasta you want
we believe there are as many genders as you want
if you want to join us, I will steal money from you in order to give it the pastafarians
pasta will be used as money/currency - the more you cook the richer you will be
if you do not believe in the FSM, pirates will steal money from you, over and over until you die

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